Collingwood misses out on net practice
Apparantly Paul Collingwood is to miss the Champions League T20 tournament, which starts later this week. He has torn his upper-nurdle, and will play no part.
To all those who hoped to see him performing as brilliantly in the nets as he did during the IPL, this is a great disappointment.
If you are desperate to see an Englishman perform, fear not, for Sussex and Somerset will be there for at least two matches apiece.
Lalit Modi is locked in his solid gold counting house, convulsed with excitement. Giles Clarke is outside, hoping Lalit will take pity and let him go through the bins.
And did I mention that it is all being broadcast on British Eurosport?



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